fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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"fucking idiot"

me to me (via v-ws)

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Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

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"don’t be a nickel out here looking for a dime"


*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

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i hate small talk

tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.

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Black ppl come up with new stereotypes for whites on the DAILY meanwhile white ppl still joke about chicken wings n grape soda funny as hell like :/

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